Armless Midget Sex
OK well my day hasn't been overly interesting but I'll write about it anyway.
I woke up at quarter past 6 and waited for an hour for the alarm to go off. I then had Weatabix and toast because I was extra hungry with a nice cup of tea. Mmmmm.......... Anyway, I got ready, did what I had to do, then I went downstairs to ask my mother to part my hair for me. Now, here's where it gets strange. She started to fake cry with no real tears crying out that her white bowl needed it's other half which Kate had and wouldn't give back unless I gave her a game that I can't find. Anyway, I said to my mother, "it's a bowl dear, it doesn't have a other half". She then started pretending to cry loudly and say "but it's so lonely, my poor white bowl, they were a pair, not meant to be on their own" being so melodramatic amused me for a while. Then she parted my hair and I shouted freak at her :) how interesting.
Anyway, I waited for Ben till 10 to 9 in the morning, turns out he set off at 9-9:10am, people get later everyday. Anyway I walked across town where I passed Steven Leonard, ooo the memories and when I got to college I sat down at a computer. I listened to some music and then Ben came in 20 past 9 or something. I played this game called Mah-Jongg on http://www.candystand.com where I played bowling with Lyd. Oh yeah, I won! Then Ben started to play the game and Jono frantically hit the mouse hoping to get somewhere then complaining the game doesn't work. He didn't quite understand you could only select the tiles on the edges and which are not in the middle of anything. Anyway, just before break Jono decided he wanted to make a porn movie with my video camera which I brought in purely to find a way to connect it to a computer; I was going to ask the technician. Anyway, anyone who knows me can see the mini-porn video, it's funny. Lets just say, it involves two fingers on his left hand and one very happy finger on his right.
Then break went and after break I even actually started doing some work, but only when my teacher made his way round to tell me what to do. So I did a mini-essay on Digital and Non-Digital Media, it was pretty easy, got it gone quick enough. I then played games again until lunch. At lunch I went downtown, had a pasty that wasn't too hot and wasn't too cold, mmm I love those perfectly cooked pastys. And I bought Ben and I a milkybar egg with strawberry shake flavour filling. It wasn't that bad actually. I really fancied popping candy at that point.
When we got back to college I was then instructed to view lots of Band sites. I didn't know why but I did anyway, trying to help Jono find out who is supporting System Of A Down in Manchester in June. I didn't find anything, apparently it's not confirmed till later on. I then checked out a couple more band sites, the band The Bastards site was actually a porn site, so I got off that quick. Anyway, he then came round and I was asking him why I was looking at them. He said I should get ideas down. So I wrote the Similarities the different sites had, what worked well for the site and then my menu contents. I then just played games till 10 past 4 and walked home. I walked past the bus stop where Tom Power drummed on the bus stop shelter screen and then waved at me manically. Hehe, twas funny. I waved back. Standing next to Tom Power was Adam Southgate evil eyeing me and Nick Byrne sitting down, also probably evil eyeing me, I didn't bother to look. Anyway, I got really bad muscle cramp, my mother said it was cause I had been sat down for 3 hours at a time. It was really painful, I was walking like a drunkard.
I got home, collapsed on the sofa and let everything my mother say to me go over my head. I then put pizza in the oven. Mother was shouting at how there were other things from pizza. I told her to name some. She pointed out some microwave macoroni which I told her was foul and I only ate the last one so you'd stop having a go about it being there and you won't buy anymore. She pointed out this microwave sweet and sour thing which was ultra disgusting and someone else actually ate it the last time. She suggested hotdogs, pasta and noodles; there were none of any. HA! I told her so! Anyway we then had an arguement about her cheap, nasty Christmas presents that I got and the nice ones Colin got. She then went to the gym, I watched a weird program called 'Barking' and 'Noah & Saskia'. It was strange............strangely boring. I came upstairs and decided to have a go at this Web Design project thingy. So I sorted out the template, so all the hyperlinks work. One problem, no contents. Anyway, here's the template http://www.geocities.com/mydogsaidhi/Band
I showed Shaun the template and he kept going on about how every site should have Armless Midget Sex and how it should be the law. I was just like ooook then : So now I'm just talking to Lyd in American speak about when she fancied Quentin (she didn't really).
xXx
p.s. Check out Lydia's guestbook entry to her favourite band http://www.cherrypie.org/guestbook
I woke up at quarter past 6 and waited for an hour for the alarm to go off. I then had Weatabix and toast because I was extra hungry with a nice cup of tea. Mmmmm.......... Anyway, I got ready, did what I had to do, then I went downstairs to ask my mother to part my hair for me. Now, here's where it gets strange. She started to fake cry with no real tears crying out that her white bowl needed it's other half which Kate had and wouldn't give back unless I gave her a game that I can't find. Anyway, I said to my mother, "it's a bowl dear, it doesn't have a other half". She then started pretending to cry loudly and say "but it's so lonely, my poor white bowl, they were a pair, not meant to be on their own" being so melodramatic amused me for a while. Then she parted my hair and I shouted freak at her :) how interesting.
Anyway, I waited for Ben till 10 to 9 in the morning, turns out he set off at 9-9:10am, people get later everyday. Anyway I walked across town where I passed Steven Leonard, ooo the memories and when I got to college I sat down at a computer. I listened to some music and then Ben came in 20 past 9 or something. I played this game called Mah-Jongg on http://www.candystand.com where I played bowling with Lyd. Oh yeah, I won! Then Ben started to play the game and Jono frantically hit the mouse hoping to get somewhere then complaining the game doesn't work. He didn't quite understand you could only select the tiles on the edges and which are not in the middle of anything. Anyway, just before break Jono decided he wanted to make a porn movie with my video camera which I brought in purely to find a way to connect it to a computer; I was going to ask the technician. Anyway, anyone who knows me can see the mini-porn video, it's funny. Lets just say, it involves two fingers on his left hand and one very happy finger on his right.
Then break went and after break I even actually started doing some work, but only when my teacher made his way round to tell me what to do. So I did a mini-essay on Digital and Non-Digital Media, it was pretty easy, got it gone quick enough. I then played games again until lunch. At lunch I went downtown, had a pasty that wasn't too hot and wasn't too cold, mmm I love those perfectly cooked pastys. And I bought Ben and I a milkybar egg with strawberry shake flavour filling. It wasn't that bad actually. I really fancied popping candy at that point.
When we got back to college I was then instructed to view lots of Band sites. I didn't know why but I did anyway, trying to help Jono find out who is supporting System Of A Down in Manchester in June. I didn't find anything, apparently it's not confirmed till later on. I then checked out a couple more band sites, the band The Bastards site was actually a porn site, so I got off that quick. Anyway, he then came round and I was asking him why I was looking at them. He said I should get ideas down. So I wrote the Similarities the different sites had, what worked well for the site and then my menu contents. I then just played games till 10 past 4 and walked home. I walked past the bus stop where Tom Power drummed on the bus stop shelter screen and then waved at me manically. Hehe, twas funny. I waved back. Standing next to Tom Power was Adam Southgate evil eyeing me and Nick Byrne sitting down, also probably evil eyeing me, I didn't bother to look. Anyway, I got really bad muscle cramp, my mother said it was cause I had been sat down for 3 hours at a time. It was really painful, I was walking like a drunkard.
I got home, collapsed on the sofa and let everything my mother say to me go over my head. I then put pizza in the oven. Mother was shouting at how there were other things from pizza. I told her to name some. She pointed out some microwave macoroni which I told her was foul and I only ate the last one so you'd stop having a go about it being there and you won't buy anymore. She pointed out this microwave sweet and sour thing which was ultra disgusting and someone else actually ate it the last time. She suggested hotdogs, pasta and noodles; there were none of any. HA! I told her so! Anyway we then had an arguement about her cheap, nasty Christmas presents that I got and the nice ones Colin got. She then went to the gym, I watched a weird program called 'Barking' and 'Noah & Saskia'. It was strange............strangely boring. I came upstairs and decided to have a go at this Web Design project thingy. So I sorted out the template, so all the hyperlinks work. One problem, no contents. Anyway, here's the template http://www.geocities.com/mydogsaidhi/Band
I showed Shaun the template and he kept going on about how every site should have Armless Midget Sex and how it should be the law. I was just like ooook then : So now I'm just talking to Lyd in American speak about when she fancied Quentin (she didn't really).
xXx
p.s. Check out Lydia's guestbook entry to her favourite band http://www.cherrypie.org/guestbook
posted by Sara at 10:06 pm
2 Comments:
By the way, Cherry Pie are Sara's No1 band as well. She just doesn't like to admit it thats why she always uses my name to cover up what she really thinks about Johnny Spandex. Hehe....
:o)
And I have never fancied Quentin!!!
That is another cover up from Sara :P
Hehe
:o)
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