Monday, December 20, 2004

P.S. (from last blog)

Well Kate and I sure had Martin fooled. We decided Friday night I think to make Martin believe that he was talking to a girl from his sixth form called Sarah Brinksman. Now Kate and I went to high school with Brinky and she is a little bitchy but she's ok and definately not desperate enough to go out with, I quote from Kate "a duck lookey-likey". We were texting Martin for ages, btw he asks far too many questions about poor Brinky. He was saying "I hope ur not friends with that psyco sarah" as I've told him time and time again it's SARA not SARAH! He never did learn.

When he rang Kate put on a really fake American accent it was hilarious. We lied and said the only day we could meet him was Saturday night because we were going to Sweden (it was either that or Holland) for Xmas to "Brinky's" father's mother. Anyway, he was going to meet up with "Brinky" but he wouldn't come to Rawtenstall because he thinks that if "Brinky" was actually friends with "psycho Sara" then they'd do to him what he promised to them. So apparently Kate and I were going to beat him up and kill him. Are we capable of that? He was perfectly willing to meet her in Bury though, oh, the same thing could be done. Maybe he's just incredibly stupid!

"Brinky" and Martin (martinpeel1@hotmail.com) had a great little talk with each other and Martin became besotted with "Brinky". Here are some of the classics of the convo:

met this girl. wonder what she’s like!! starting to like her though says: its fuzzi so i cnt reali see it. not bad tho. lol
^^ Ha
hes got a brand new car, looks like a jaguar, its got leather seats, its got a cd player says: u mite wana attack me
^^ oh we do

met this girl. wonder what she’s like!! starting to like her though says: y rawtenstall met this girl. wonder what she’s like!! starting to like her though says: y wud i do that. have u not red my screen name
^^ Yes, it's sick

met this guy, he's red hot, im likin him loads says:
anyway ur profile says u hav a realli nice g/f who u fink its gonna wrk with, do u?
^^ Like the name change?

met this girl. wonder what she’s like!! starting to like her though says: no, but i mite av soon
met this guy, he's red hot, im likin him loads says: who
met this girl. wonder what she’s like!! starting to like her though says: i'll speak 2 u tmrw then. btw, it'd be u.
^^ Ewww gross!

Anyway, in the end Kate and I came clean and I think he just felt offended he actually believed everything. He then kept saying "bye bye" which is really sad and pathetic and we did it to get back at him. We kept saying we're not dead yet but he said "who sed it wont happen" er.....idol threats once again. Martin Peel is a loser, he'd consider going out with someone who appeared so fake, come on, SWEDON! She wouldn't meet him in Bury, she was odd, way too different to be real.

So yeah, thank you Sarah Brinksman for knowing us and letting us use you. You never know, Martin actually may like you, but you're not that desperate.........are you?

p.s. Yes I did do this to get back at him, he even threatened to kill us again, idol threats Martin, as per usual. Just shut up. No one wants to hear your lying shit any more.




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